Jon was born on the banks of the mighty Mississippi river, in a riverboat. Wait, no, that was Mark Twain...Also, he wasn't born in a riverboat either. 

Regardless, Jon writes books, records music, has developed a video game, and runs a digital marketing agency outside of Chicago, IL.

There are probably more official bio-type things that should be added here (biography, not biology), but he's also tired and has run out of things to add. 

At this point, additional text is being added just so it can fill the space next to the image that was originally designed. We just need another line or two. 

There we go, that should do it.